It took me forever to come up with a picture for this, and I’m not sure it makes all that much sense, so I’ll try to explain it as best I can.
Gravity is my constant enemy. It makes me drop my knitting projects, pushes over the mug of tea I have precariously balanced on the arm of the sofa, and makes my pod constantly fall out of my pockets when I stand. This picture attempts to illustrate gravity’s toll on me, by showing a freshly dropped knitting project (my foot is for scale). Not only does gravity continually annoy me, it also means that I get cat hair on every project.
It made perfect sense to me before I even read your explanation. I constantly drop knitting related implements and projects.